Daughter, how old are you? 19? You're old enough to get laid

"Sister, how many times do I have to tell you to knock? I'm jerking off."

So that's why you can't get into the bathroom on an airplane!

So she tasted sperm, but had to eat it out of her own piss

Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

Jerk off to a sleeping woman, she'll sit on your dick when she wakes up (but that's not certain)

I would have come from a blowjob too, but she was asking for sex, so I couldn't resist